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| Wednesday, December 12th, 2007 | | 3:05 am |
"Towel Heads"
Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note: We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel,but in fact, a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads." Thank you for your support and compliance in this delicate matter. | | Sunday, August 19th, 2007 | | 12:42 pm |
| | Monday, July 16th, 2007 | | 5:18 am |
A thought to ponder...
It has been said that men tend to marry their mothers (e.g. women very similar to their mothers), and women tend to marry their fathers. With that in mind, who would a lesbian marry? Current Mood:  contemplative | | Friday, July 6th, 2007 | | 11:30 am |
Meme thing
1. Who was your first homecoming date? I didn't go. 2. Who was your first roommate? After I stopped living with my parents...Daniel. 3. What was your first alcoholic drink? Maneschewitz grape wine, at some Jewish holiday or other. 4. What was your first job? Ground crew for Michel Tree Service. 5. What was your first car? My first "car" was a motorcycle (may she rest in peace) 6. Who was the first person you texted today? I don't text much. 7. Who is the first person you thought of this morning? Morgan...duh. 8. Who was your first grade teacher? Um...my mother. 9. Where did you go on your first ride on an airplane? Around the airport. 10. When you snuck out of your house for the first time, who was it with? My imaginary friend. 11. Who was your first best friend and are you still friends with them? Ryan Bell...his bones could be dust by now, for all I know. 12. Where was your first sleep over? Alex Lange's house. 13. Who was the first person you talked to this morning? Don't remember. 14. Whose wedding were you in the first time? Don't remember that, either. 15. What is the first thing you do in the morning? Take my first 15 minute break. 16. What was the first concert you ever went to? Probably The Atlanta Symphony Orchestra. 17. First tattoo or piercing? First tattoo hasn't happened...yet. The first piercing was in my left earlobe, when I was 19. 18. First foreign country you went to? Yeah, like that's ever happened. 19. First crush? Patty Burns. 20. First TRUE love? My initial response would be Lydia, but that didn't seem to be as TRUE as I'd have liked. 21. When was your first detention? *snorts* Detention, nothin'! If I misbehaved in school, my teacher/mother whupped my li'l hiney. 22. What was the first state you lived in? Georgia. 23. Who was the first person to break your heart? Lydia Anne Chadwick. Current Mood:  tired | | Wednesday, June 6th, 2007 | | 9:03 pm |
It's all fun and games until someone gets pregnant. | | Saturday, April 14th, 2007 | | 6:46 pm |
The master procrastinator is sore
Most of you know already, but for the one or two that don't... On my way home from work Thursday morning, a truck pulled out of a side street right in front of me. I hit the brakes as hard as I could, but I was still going close to thirty when I impacted the truck. I flew off my bike, did a neat little flip over the truck, and landed square in the middle of the road. According to witnesses, my bike went under the truck. It's toast. The front end is smashed up against the underside of the frame, completely mutilated. I thank God for my tuck-n-roll instinct, which had me back to my feet and moving off the road a split second after I landed. I was actually up and aware in time to see the truck turn around and pull away. Yes, it was a hit-and-run. My brothers got all vengeful and went looking for the truck Thursday evening. I called my mother to take me to the emergency room after the police/paramedics were through checking me out and bitching at me because I didn't want to take the ambulance. On the way to the hospital, I talked to Morgan, who had a minor freak-out and promptly called in to work so she could drive from Athens to meet me at the hospital. Currently I'm sore, and rather upset about the 290 lb. paperweight that used to be my bike, but I'm otherwise okay, and will hopefully be returning to work tomorrow. | | Tuesday, April 10th, 2007 | | 6:01 pm |
From ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) happi_feet, you're now logged in! Below you'll find your test result. After, continue on to your homescreen to discover what we're about.
My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 99% on Flamboyance |
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You scored higher than 99% on Originality |
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You scored higher than 99% on Deliberateness |
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You scored higher than 99% on Sexiness |
| | | Saturday, March 31st, 2007 | | 7:44 am |
Use the first letter of your username to answer each of the following. They must be real places, names, things, nothing made up! If you can't think of anything, skip it. Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same first initial. You can't use your name for the boy/girl name question. Famous Music artist/group: Falco *starts singing "amadeus amadeus..."* 3 letter word: fit Colour: ffffff (AKA white...okay, I cheated. So sue me.) Gifts/present: Foot massage Vehicle: Four-wheeler TV Show: Frasier Country: Finland Boy Name: Farquhar (celtic) Girl Name: Fakhriyya (Arabic) Alcoholic drink: F*** In The Graveyard Occupation: Forest ranger Flower: Floribunda roses Celebrity: Fabio Food: Fondue Something found in a kitchen: Food Reason for Being Late: Fell in the Shower (a past coworker actually used this) Something You Shout: F*** you then, asshole! (quoting a girl at Wal-Mart when I didn't respond to her advances. *shrugs* I was busy) | | Saturday, March 17th, 2007 | | 7:34 am |
This is a message to so-called "Christians", from one who lost his religion, but not his faith. Chill out, guys...you're giving the rest of us a bad name. Holier Than Thou Metallica No more! the craps rolls out your mouth again haven't changed, your brain is still gelatin little whispers circle around your head why don't you worry about yourself instead who are you? where ya been? where ya from? gossip is burning on the tip of your tongue you lie so much you believe yourself judge not lest ye be judged yourself holier than thou you are holier than thou you are you...know...not! before you judge me take a look at you can't you find something better to do point the finger, slow to understand arrogance and ignorance go hand in hand it's not who you are it's who you know others lives are the basis of your own burn your bridges build them back with wealth judge not lest ye be judged yourself holier than thou you are holier than thou you are you...know...not! Current Mood:  annoyed | | Monday, March 5th, 2007 | | 12:27 pm |
The Everything Test There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all. Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or deep questions for a personality test.We're turning that upside down - all the questions affect all the results, and we've got some innovative results too! Enjoy :-) | Personality | You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more religious than atheist, more loner than dependent, more workaholic than lazy, more traditional than rebel, more artistic mind than engineering mind, more idealist than cynical, more leader than follower, and more extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), intellectual (67%), religious (60%), musical (59%). | | | Stereotypes | | Punk Rock | 93% | | Old Geezer | 83% | | Young Professional | 82% | | | | Life Experience | | Sex | 27% | | Substances | 24% | | Travel | 9% | | Politics
Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 100% of the time. | | Socioeconomic
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Lower Middle Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 54% less than the U.S. average.
| If your life was a movie, it would be rated PG-13.
By the way, your hottness rank is 55%, hotter than 79% of other test takers. | TAKE THE TEST brought to you by thatsurveysite | | Tuesday, February 20th, 2007 | | 10:27 pm |
It's a meme sort of thing, questions from shania_nowhere. First, here are the rules: 01. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me." 02. I respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. Or not so creepy/personal. 03. You WILL update your LJ with the answers to the questions. 04. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post. 05. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions. My answers were: 1: Within your collection of weaponry, what is your favorite piece and why?I think my favorite piece is the smaller of my short swords. It's surprisingly light, and it's pretty, in a no frills sort of way. 2: Have you ever traveled out of the country? If so, where?No, but if I ever do, I'll probably go to Ireland. 3: Do you have any current pictures of yourself on hand? If so, can you post them?(HAHA, I'm still after you. XD) *rolls eyes* Yes, I have a recent picture, but I have to scan it. 4: Can you draw?After a fashion, but only if the muse strikes. 5: If you could do anything (have any occupation), what would you do?*sits and ponders for several minutes, then shrugs* I dunno. Current Mood:  bored | | Wednesday, February 14th, 2007 | | 2:32 am |
| | Friday, February 2nd, 2007 | | 9:55 am |
| | 8:29 am |
No sh**, there I was...
rounding up buggies, as usual, when I heard someone yelling. I looked up and saw one of the construction guys up on a lift, installing a camera mount, and I noticed something odd: there was a lot more fog around the guy than anywhere else on the lot. Then I realized it wasn't fog; it was smoke, and it was coming from a car parked nearby. I started walking towards the car to see what was going on, and that was when I saw the flames coming out from under the hood. At that point I made a beeline for the store, ran inside, grabbed a fire extinguisher off a post, and shot back outside. The flames were out within seconds, and the only visible damage was a black patch where the fire had burned the paint on the hood. Apparently there wasn't too much internal damage, 'cause a little while later (while I wasn't looking) the car disappeared, and I never saw a tow truck. That was pretty much the most exciting thing that happened last night. The only other occurrences worth mentioning were Randy bringing us free chocolate when he called a meeting, and one of my coworkers got sick all over the breakroom floor...and almost missed me. Bleah. Oh, well, I've had worse at parties (at least I didn't have to hose off my shoes this time), and I needed to wash that hoodie anyway. | | Saturday, January 27th, 2007 | | 9:38 am |
| | Thursday, January 18th, 2007 | | 9:02 am |
I'm booooored...
40 Of The Most Random Questions You Will Ever Fill Out 1) What side of the heart do you draw first? Right 2) Can you dive without plugging your nose? Yes 3) What color is your razor? Silver 4) What is your blood-type? O Positive...good band, too. 5) Who would you want to be tied to for 24 hours? Ummm...nobody? 6) What is a rumor someone has spread about you? I'm gay, I'm a vampire, I'm going to blow up Wal-Mart...shall I go on? 7) How do you feel about carrots? Raw with ranch dressing, or candied, they're delicious. Otherwise I won't touch 'em. 8) How many chairs at the dining room table? Dunno...never eat there. 9) Which is the best Spice Girl? The dead one. 10) Do you know what time it is? 08:22am 11) Do you know all the words to the Fresh Prince? Nope. 12) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator? I'd climb through the emergency hatch, scale the inside of the elevator shaft, and pry the doors open just in time to dive out of the way of the elevator, which mysteriously started moving again as I was climbing up the wall. Then I would swiftly and silently neutralize the armed guards, and continue my infiltration into the heart of the secret government facility. 13) What's your favorite kind of gum? The red light-green light gum that Ethan Hunt used in Mission: Impossible. 14) All's fair in love and war? As long as you fight with honor, yes. 15) Do you have a crush on anyone? A very small one, but it would never work. She's married, and I have no intention of cheating on Morgan. 16) Do you know how to use some words correctly, but not know the meaning? Indubitably. 17) Do you like to sleep? Hate it. I've spent like, eight years of my life sleeping, and I could think of a lot of other things I could've done with that time. 18) Do you know which US states don't use Daylight Savings? nope. 19) Do you know the words to the song Total Eclipse of the Heart? Not of the top of my head. 20) Do you want a bright yellow '06 mustang? Absolutely...I could sell it and get a Harley. 21) What's something you've always wanted to do? Live in a post-apocalyptic world. 22) Do you have hairy legs? And pasty white, too! 23) What does "Semper Fidelis" stand for? Ever Faithful. 24) Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake? Lake. Definitely lake. 25)Do you wear a lot of black? About 90% of my wardrobe is black. 26) Describe your hair? Dark blond, long, and extremely annoying. 27) Do you have Entomophobia? Not really. 28) Are you an adult? Define adult... 30) Do you have a tan? If I take off my shirt in direct sunlight, I blind people. 32) Do you enjoy spending time with your mother? Sometimes... 33) Are you a sugar freak? No, but if you give me chocolate I'll be your bestest friend...'til the chocolate's gone. 34) Do you like orange juice? Mmmm...orange juice. 35) What sign are you? Gemini. 36) Where do you wish you were right now? In Morgan's bed...it's not what you're thinking, pervert. The bed is warm, and Morgan is exceedingly cuddleable. 37) Who did you copy this from? *shrugs* 38) How do you know them? MySpace 39) Have you kissed anyone in the past week? Yes...in fact, it was in the past 24 hours. 40) What are your plans for the weekend? Work, work...and plot the complete and utter annihilation of the evil entity known as Wal-Mart. Current Music: Canadian Idiot-Weird Al Yankovic | | Wednesday, December 20th, 2006 | | 4:36 am |
And now from my LJ friends...
 | Here's What Funkman0 Will Get for Christmas! |  |
| coyoteoftruth will get you Charles Darwin in a Box. |
| rpedwards will get you a candy cane. |
| wiccanchick21 will get you smallpox. |
| shania_nowhere will get you an advance copy of the Burning Crusade. |
| iceskakes will get you a pony. |
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| 'What Will you Get for Christmas?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
Wow...the ones from Thad and Lydia are very appropriate, but Morgan's gift...I'm not sure I actually want to kiss her tomorrow. | | Sunday, December 17th, 2006 | | 5:45 pm |
| Here's What Warriorofshadowsandlight Will Get for Christmas! | |
| Chris / Dogpunk / Manius Marius Crispin will get you a strange puppy-pony hybrid ... a ponppy!. |
| Chris / Dogpunk / Manius Marius Crispin will get you a do-it-yourself tattoo kit. |
| Shania will get you two tickets to Wicked, the musical. |
| Chris / Dogpunk / Manius Marius Crispin will get you your own death certificate. |
| Chris / Dogpunk / Manius Marius Crispin will get you a petrified fetus. |
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| 'What Will you Get for Christmas?' at QuizGalaxy.com |
I might end up using the fetus as a white elephant, but I'm keepin' the rest. apparently Chris gives really good gifts. A bit odd, though; I would've expected the Wicked tickets to come from Morgan...*ponders* or maybe I got two so I could take Morgan. Awesome gift, Rachel! | | Saturday, December 16th, 2006 | | 2:54 pm |
Since you came into my life,
I find I'm smiling...a lot more.
Good things are even better
and problems seem even smaller
since I have you to share them with.
Since you became a part of my days,
it's hard for me to think of anything but you...
When I'm not with you,
I'm either remembering how much fun we had the last time
or looking forward to the next time we'll be together.
Since you came into my world,
you've made such a difference...
I like having you there,
and I hope you'll stay
for a long, long time.-Renée Duvall | | Wednesday, December 13th, 2006 | | 8:47 am |
Hanging By A Moment Lifehouse Desperate for changing Starving for truth I'm closer to where I started Chasing after you I'm falling even more in love with you Letting go of all I've held onto I'm standing here until you make me move I'm hanging by a moment here with you Forgetting all I'm lacking Completely incomplete I'll take your invitation You take all of me now... I'm falling even more in love with you Letting go of all I've held onto I'm standing here until you make me move I'm hanging by a moment here with you I'm living for the only thing I know I'm running and not quite sure where to go And I don't know what I'm diving into Just hanging by a moment here with you There's nothing else to lose There's nothing else to find There's nothing in the world That can change my mind There is nothing else There is nothing else There is nothing else Desperate for changing Starving for truth I'm closer to where I started Chasing after you.... I'm falling even more in love with you Letting go of all I've held onto I'm standing here until you make me move I'm hanging by a moment here with you I'm living for the only thing I know I'm running and not quite sure where to go And I don't know what I'm diving into Just hanging by a moment here with you Just hanging by a moment (here with you) Hanging by a moment (here with you) Hanging by a moment here with you |
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